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Enemy of the states
Gladiator
The Rock
Fast & the Furious
Πέμπτη 27 Ιανουαρίου 2011
Is There a "Gay Gene"?
Many people believe that homosexuality is part of who a person really is from the moment of conception
What do you think?
What do you think?
Dolphins sleep with only one brain hemisphere!
Generally, dolphins sleep with only one brain hemisphere in slow-wave sleep at a time, thus maintaining enough consciousness to breathe and to watch for possible predators and other threats. Earlier sleep stages can occur simultaneously in both hemispheres.[43][44][45] In captivity, dolphins seemingly enter a fully asleep state where both eyes are closed and there is no response to mild external stimuli. Respiration is automatic; a tail kick reflex keeps the blowhole above the water if necessary. Anesthetized dolphins initially show a tail kick reflex.[46] Though a similar state has been observed with wild Sperm Whales, it is not known if dolphins in the wild reach this state.[47] The Indus river dolphin has a different sleep method from other dolphin species. Living in water with strong currents and potentially dangerous floating debris, it must swim continuously to avoid injury. As a result, this species sleeps in very short bursts which last between 4 and 60 seconds
Αστυνομίκευση στα γήπεδα...
Γιατί ο Κύπριος φορολογούμενος τα επιβαρύνεται για την αστυνομίκευση των ποδοσφαιρικών αγώνων επειδή κάποιοι ανεγκέφαλοι θέλουν να κάνουν τα δικά τους? Να τους αφήσουν μόνους τους να σκοτωθούν μεταξύ τους! Εξάλλου τα σωματεία έχουν πολλά λεφτά για τέτοιου είδους υπηρεσίες!
Poker Face
I won't tell you that I love you
kiss or hug you, 'cause I'm bluffing
with my muffin
Only Gaga has the talent to write this :)
kiss or hug you, 'cause I'm bluffing
with my muffin
Only Gaga has the talent to write this :)
Καϊλα μου-Ωδή σε μια Λιοπετρίτισσα
Καϊλα μου ρα τζ' εν ιμπορώ
χωρώ σε τζαι αφταίνω,
αμά δικλίσεις πάνω μου
σουππώνομαι, παθαίνω.
Έτσι γεναίκαν εν έσσιει
γέναικος πρώτον πράμα
σαν παρπατάς θυμίζεις μου
δυνάμενην αππάραν.
Θωρώ σε τζαι λυόνομαι
ππέφτω τζαι εν τζοιμούμαι
ούτε το γένι κόφκω το
ούτε τζαι περιποιούμαι.
Καϊλα μου ρα, χέλω σε
ποθώ σε σαν τον σσιήλον
έλα να κάμουμε χωρκόν
να ακκάσουμεν το μήλον.
Καϊλα μου ρα, τζ΄ έξερε
αν δε με δοτζιμάσεις
εν να φακκάς την κκέλα σου
εσούνι εν να χάσεις.
Αν καϊλήσεις είπα σου
εν θα το μετανώσεις
μ΄ έτσι κοπέλι νούσιμον
μπορεί τζαι να κορτώσεις
Αν χέλεις χίλον όμορφον
φτανοκαρτόν τζαι μάστρον
εμένα πιάε να χαρείς
που έχω μιάλον άστρον.
Πε μου το ναι τζ΄εν θα λουχώ
που τη χαρά τη μιάλη
να στάσουν τα βορβόπιλα
τζαι να βρωμεί η μασκάλη.
Καϊλα ρα, μεν φοηχείς
έσσιεις το λον τ' αδρώπου
ούτε Ρωσίδα χέλω πιον
ούτε τζ' εν να πιερώνω.
Τα καπαρέ ξιάνω τα,
τα σιόου με τις μπάρες
την πυραρία σβήνω την
για τες δικές σου αγκάλες.
Τζ΄ αν άλλον χέλεις τζαι ποθείς
πε μου το να το ξέρω
τζαι το σσιπέττο πιάνω τον
παίζω σαν το Φανιέρο.
Καϊλα μου ρα τζ΄έξερε
κοπέλια σαν εμένα
μες το Λιοπέτρι το πολύν
να βρεις αλλό κανένα!
χωρώ σε τζαι αφταίνω,
αμά δικλίσεις πάνω μου
σουππώνομαι, παθαίνω.
Έτσι γεναίκαν εν έσσιει
γέναικος πρώτον πράμα
σαν παρπατάς θυμίζεις μου
δυνάμενην αππάραν.
Θωρώ σε τζαι λυόνομαι
ππέφτω τζαι εν τζοιμούμαι
ούτε το γένι κόφκω το
ούτε τζαι περιποιούμαι.
Καϊλα μου ρα, χέλω σε
ποθώ σε σαν τον σσιήλον
έλα να κάμουμε χωρκόν
να ακκάσουμεν το μήλον.
Καϊλα μου ρα, τζ΄ έξερε
αν δε με δοτζιμάσεις
εν να φακκάς την κκέλα σου
εσούνι εν να χάσεις.
Αν καϊλήσεις είπα σου
εν θα το μετανώσεις
μ΄ έτσι κοπέλι νούσιμον
μπορεί τζαι να κορτώσεις
Αν χέλεις χίλον όμορφον
φτανοκαρτόν τζαι μάστρον
εμένα πιάε να χαρείς
που έχω μιάλον άστρον.
Πε μου το ναι τζ΄εν θα λουχώ
που τη χαρά τη μιάλη
να στάσουν τα βορβόπιλα
τζαι να βρωμεί η μασκάλη.
Καϊλα ρα, μεν φοηχείς
έσσιεις το λον τ' αδρώπου
ούτε Ρωσίδα χέλω πιον
ούτε τζ' εν να πιερώνω.
Τα καπαρέ ξιάνω τα,
τα σιόου με τις μπάρες
την πυραρία σβήνω την
για τες δικές σου αγκάλες.
Τζ΄ αν άλλον χέλεις τζαι ποθείς
πε μου το να το ξέρω
τζαι το σσιπέττο πιάνω τον
παίζω σαν το Φανιέρο.
Καϊλα μου ρα τζ΄έξερε
κοπέλια σαν εμένα
μες το Λιοπέτρι το πολύν
να βρεις αλλό κανένα!
Stellarium-The best software for astronomy hobbyists!
Stellarium is a free open source planetarium for your computer. It shows a realistic sky in 3D, just like what you see with the naked eye, binoculars or a telescope.
It is being used in planetarium projectors. Just set your coordinates and go.
It is being used in planetarium projectors. Just set your coordinates and go.
Some Reasons That a Woman Might Say She Has a Boyfriend
1. Though she doesn't have a boyfriend) she's not attracted to you.
2. She does have a boyfriend and) given her current options, she has chosen to stick with that relationship.
3. She does have a boyfriend and is willing to sleep with you but wants to make sure that you understand her situation first. She wants discretion and understanding. And though she might be available to you for sex, she's not immediately available for any more of a commitment,
4. She does have a boyfriend and she is willing to cheat on him(they often are if your game is tight), but she doesn't want to feel guilty about it. This is her rationalization process at work. As long as she mentions the boyfriend before sleeping with you, she can rationalize to herself that it was your fault. Sure, she might regret it later, but that won't necessarily stop her from cheating.
5. She doesn't have a boyfriend and she is attracted to you; she just doesn't want to look like a loser who can't get a man, Most hot women have orbiters anyway: nice guys who pose as their friends but secretly want to sleep with them. Since the word "boyfriend" can have so many different meanings, she is thinking
of one of her orbiters as a "place keeper."
2. She does have a boyfriend and) given her current options, she has chosen to stick with that relationship.
3. She does have a boyfriend and is willing to sleep with you but wants to make sure that you understand her situation first. She wants discretion and understanding. And though she might be available to you for sex, she's not immediately available for any more of a commitment,
4. She does have a boyfriend and she is willing to cheat on him(they often are if your game is tight), but she doesn't want to feel guilty about it. This is her rationalization process at work. As long as she mentions the boyfriend before sleeping with you, she can rationalize to herself that it was your fault. Sure, she might regret it later, but that won't necessarily stop her from cheating.
5. She doesn't have a boyfriend and she is attracted to you; she just doesn't want to look like a loser who can't get a man, Most hot women have orbiters anyway: nice guys who pose as their friends but secretly want to sleep with them. Since the word "boyfriend" can have so many different meanings, she is thinking
of one of her orbiters as a "place keeper."
3 Heads & 5 Hats
In a small village in the middle of nowhere, three innocent prisoners are sitting in a jail. One day, the cruel jailer takes them out and places them in a line on three chairs, in such a way that man C can see both man A and man B, man B can see only man A, and man A can see none of the other men. The jailer shows them 5 hats, 2 of which are black and 3 of which are white. After this, he blindfolds the men, places one hat on each of their heads, and removes the blindfolds again. The jailer tells his three prisoners that if one of them is able to determine the color of his hat within one minute, all of them are released. Otherwise, they will all be executed. None of the prisoners can see his own hat, and all are intelligent. After 59 seconds, man A shouts out the (correct) color of his hat!
The Question: What is the color of man A's hat, and how does he know?
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The Answer: Man A is wearing a white hat.
An explanation:
From the fact that neither B nor C gives an answer, we conclude that both these men have insufficient information to determine the color of their hats. Let us start with man C. He must be seeing at least one white hat on the heads of A and B (if he would see two black hats, he would know that he is wearing a white hat). Man B therefore knows that he and/or A is wearing a white hat. Since he cannot give an answer, he must be seeing a white hat on A's head (if B would see A wearing a black hat, he would know that he himself wears a white one). From the fact that neither C nor B can give an answer to the jailer's question, A finally concludes that he is wearing a white hat!
The Question: What is the color of man A's hat, and how does he know?
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The Answer: Man A is wearing a white hat.
An explanation:
From the fact that neither B nor C gives an answer, we conclude that both these men have insufficient information to determine the color of their hats. Let us start with man C. He must be seeing at least one white hat on the heads of A and B (if he would see two black hats, he would know that he is wearing a white hat). Man B therefore knows that he and/or A is wearing a white hat. Since he cannot give an answer, he must be seeing a white hat on A's head (if B would see A wearing a black hat, he would know that he himself wears a white one). From the fact that neither C nor B can give an answer to the jailer's question, A finally concludes that he is wearing a white hat!
Κυριακή 23 Ιανουαρίου 2011
Προφανές
Ήταν ο Πόμπος στο σχολείο και τους είπε η δασκάλα να δημιουργήσουν προτάσεις με την λέξη "προφανές".
Λέει η Άννα:
Ο παπάς μου έχει Mercedes, η μάμμα μου έχει BMW, εμένα με φέρνει ο οδηγός μας στο σχολείο...εν προφανές ότι είμαστε πλούσια οικογένεια.
Λέει ο Πέτρος:
Ο παπάς μου είναι γιατρός, η μάμμα μου έχει δοκτοράτο, ο αδελφός μου κάνει Master και εγώ είμαι καλός μαθητής. Είναι προφανές ότι είμαστε μορφωμένη οικογένεια.
Λέει ο Πόμπος:
Ο παπάς μου εν βοσκός αμόρφωτος, το ίδιο και η μάμμα μου. Μια μέρα όπως επρόσεχε τα αρνιά ο παππούς μου, έπιασε την εφημερίδα την New-Yorks Times και εβούραν πάνω στο λοφούι. Ο παππούς μου ούτε δημοτικό εν ετέλιωσε....Εν προφανές ότι επίε να σσιέσει!
Λέει η Άννα:
Ο παπάς μου έχει Mercedes, η μάμμα μου έχει BMW, εμένα με φέρνει ο οδηγός μας στο σχολείο...εν προφανές ότι είμαστε πλούσια οικογένεια.
Λέει ο Πέτρος:
Ο παπάς μου είναι γιατρός, η μάμμα μου έχει δοκτοράτο, ο αδελφός μου κάνει Master και εγώ είμαι καλός μαθητής. Είναι προφανές ότι είμαστε μορφωμένη οικογένεια.
Λέει ο Πόμπος:
Ο παπάς μου εν βοσκός αμόρφωτος, το ίδιο και η μάμμα μου. Μια μέρα όπως επρόσεχε τα αρνιά ο παππούς μου, έπιασε την εφημερίδα την New-Yorks Times και εβούραν πάνω στο λοφούι. Ο παππούς μου ούτε δημοτικό εν ετέλιωσε....Εν προφανές ότι επίε να σσιέσει!
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